Friday, June 17, 2011

Reviews for Green Lantern are in, and they are NOT good!

From Rotton Tomatoes

(http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/green_lantern/#)

Critic Reviews for Green Lantern

The result makes the movie seem assembled from bits and pieces of other superhero yarns rather than existing on a plane of its own.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: ReelViews | Comment
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Even by the standards of the current run of mediocre comic-book movies, this one stands out for its egregious shoddiness.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Slate | Comments (9)
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As a disjointed rumble in the cosmos, it's both too much and too little, and too dorky looking. In this case, Green means stop.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Detroit News | Comments (2)
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It's almost as if no one cared to try hard enough to tell a coherent and engaging story.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Film.com | Comment (1)
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[The] movie groans with the strain of explaining who Green Lantern is, while also trying to sell the movie as a big, eye-popping summer entertainment. What gets sacrificed on the altar of this new franchise launch is any real sense of fun.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | Comment (1)
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Neither amusing nor exciting enough to ensure a long-running franchise.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Washington Post | Comment (1)
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In the hierarchy of comic book movies, it's hovering somewhere near the bottom.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Aisle Seat | Comment
Aisle Seat
Ryan Reynolds is great. This is the second comic book movie [that] hasn't lived up to him.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Needcoffee.com | Comment
Needcoffee.com
Friends, fanboys, critics, lend me your eyes. I have not come to bury Green Lantern, but to defend it.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | Comment
7M Pictures
Gropes for a foothold on the rocks of logic.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Cinema Signals | Comment
Cinema Signals
Visually quite interesting [but] the combination of earnestness and smart-ass wisecracks proves unstable.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion | Comment
One Guy's Opinion
The film wears its nerdy heart on its sleeve, which is endearing, and often falls just short of hitting the mark, which isn't. But a sufficient number of elements work well enough that I came away smiling.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | Comment
EricDSnider.com
Asinine, nauseating and often dull with no thrills or excitement to be found. It'll make your eyes and ears bleed simultaneously.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: NYC Movie Guru | Comment
NYC Movie Guru
The superhero genre is the home-court of the underdog, of skinny Peter Parkers and mutant outcasts, of heroes born from pain or ingenuity. In Green Lantern, the rich get richer.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Atlantic | Comment
A screenplay that was conceived in what will undoubtedly be remembered by the four writers who contributed to it as the blackest night of their creative lives.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: DCist | Comment
Considering all the characters and subplots, it's no surprise Green Lantern feels more rushed and truncated than epic.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | Comment
Jam! Movies
The best way to describe his Reynolds' portrayal as Hal Jordan is 'wise-ass.' and with this film, his comedic skills should have been laid aside. Strong's performance as Sinestro is reason enough to see the film rather than Reynold's campy performance.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: BlackFilm.com | Comment
BlackFilm.com
Green Lantern fails on almost all levels. The story seems determined to hit every cliché in the universe and the dialogue is consistently trite ...
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Atlantic City Weekly | Comment
DC has to step up its game. Christopher Nolan's Bat-films aside, Marvel is kicking their ass all over the place.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Houston Press | Comment
Sure, comic lovers will thrill when Jordan recites the Lantern oath for the first time, but I bet they'd be a lot happier if he had something interesting to do afterwards.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Mania.com | Comment
Mania.com
Reynolds has the xylophone abs and smart-aleck persona to make a superhero fun... This movie has little else to offer except gaudy CGI doodles including like a villain resembling an overflowing septic tank with teeth.
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: St. Petersburg Times | Comment
It isn't innovative, it isn't deep, the characters aren't particularly well-developed, but I still had a good time watching Green Lantern. It's hard to dislike a movie that has shortcomings and still provides an...
June 17, 2011 Full Review Source: Leonard Maltin's Picks | Comments (2)